The Pal Magazine #9

Written by Mope.io 02/05/2019

💠 The Challenge Winner

Last Monday, the OG Pals announced a new challenge; for Pals to tell them one difference or addition they would make to the Pal Universe™! The OGs decided that there would be three winners based on how efficient they thought the suggestion was. First place would earn a bronze coin, as well as a sticker or coloring page made by Zeppelin. Second place would earn a silver coin, and third, one gold coin. Today the results were announced! Here’s who won…
Cripsy Peach, or Pal #9, won first place. Her suggestion was to make Pal Holidays! (The OG Pals are now creating them.)
Tricky T, or Pal #11, got second. He wanted to create a flag for the Pal Universe™. (The OGs are also beginning to work on this.)
Finally, Mickey D’s, or Pal #18, obtained third. He decided that an interesting addition or representation of the Universe™ could be Pal Merch! (The OGs are starting to sketch out ideas.)
Keep your eyes and ears open to listen for the OG Pals’ next challenge, which can result in you gaining even bigger prizes!

💠 Winter’s Decision

This year, as opposed to having light snow starting to fall in December, winter has made a late arrival. A thin layer of snow has finally arrived… in the last month of the season?! To embrace this weather, join in the Olympic Games, taking place on the snowy hill beside the crosswalk! The OGs will announce the games. You will be split up into teams. You may play any fictional character of your choice for added fun. If your team wins, you could get big prizes! Keep in mind that the Spring Olympics start on March 22nd, so hurry before the snow melts!

💠 Cheers!

That’s all for this edition of the Pal Magazine. If you have any concerns or questions, please ask the OG Pals. Subscribe to our newsletter today to learn more!

Pre-Elite Squadron Announcement + Change!

Since the creation of the Pal Universe™, there has been a rule that there can’t be more than three Elites and three Pre-Elites. While there are currently only two Elites, there are FOUR Pre-Elites.

First off, why is this rule necessary?

Well, the goal of the OG Pals is to keep most of the Pals in the Average Squadron. This is so there won’t be too many Pals in higher ranks. For example, if you think of the OGs, Colonel-General, and Elites as the government, then the Average Pals would just be normal citizens. You wouldn’t want there to be more government officials than citizens, right?

However, right now there are four Pre-Elites, more than allowed. To keep the Pre-Elites at their normal amount, the OG Pals have approved a new rule:

From now on, if there is an excess of Elites or Pre-Elites, or if a new Pal is promoted, the oldest member of that rank is demoted.

For example, right now, the Pre-Elites are—Chantelle, Maya, Luke, and Tariq. Since Chantelle is the oldest Pre-Elite, she would be demoted.

However, since she only has one point left to advance to Elite, if she commits a good deed before the end of the month, she’ll be promoted to Elite and NO ONE will be demoted.

Remember, Pals…

The new rule will be implemented by February 1st, 2019.

~Your OG Pals, Zeppelin and Mope.io

A Mysterious Betrayal?!

On January 16th, 2019, a mysterious and alarming betrayal occurred. THE PAL BLOG WAS HACKED!

It was Mope.io who discovered it first. While browsing the blog, she discovered a new post titled… *drumroll please*

“ur stupid”

It had been published under the account @thepaluniverse, (my account). However, we were in school at the time, so I never actually posted it. Which could only mean one thing:

Someone hacked the blog.

After analyzing the evidence, the OG Pals have come to the conclusion that it must be William (Figure) and Tariq (Tricky T), based on five reasons:

  1. It couldn’t have been a stranger or they wouldn’t have known about the Pal Universe™ and our blog.
  2. Not all the Pals know about the blog either, only William, Tariq, Melina, Samantha, Chantelle, and a few others.
  3. The hacking was at 2:00–meaning we were in school. While Mope.io and I were working on our ‘Twas the Night project, William and Tariq were fooling around on the blog.
  4. The old password (we changed it) was based off a certain character only William knew about by browsing his wiki.
  5. Lastly, only William would use the word “ur” instead of the grammatically correct version “you’re”. Also, as demonstrated by his short stay on the Hangouts chat and his YouTube channel, he types all in lowercase.

When confronting them today at school, they both denied the hacking. Luckily the OG Pals have changed the blog password so they can no longer hack us. But why would they do it? No one knows…

It’s totally not the fact that they were banned from singing Hello World. Pro tip: If you want to sing Hello World without getting demoting, please sing “Yellow World” instead, as a reference to Humpty Dumpty Yellow. Extra points if you sing it to Brayden and he’s wearing his yellow hoodie.

That’s all for today, Pals. Don’t forget to subscribe to our newsletter, confront Figure and Tricky T, and stay safe on the Internet! cheesy ending line

~Your OG Pals, Zeppelin and Mope.io

Colonel-General Results & Tiebreaker Questions

The recent Colonel-General test has had surprising results– here are the scores:

4th place- Tariq (Tricky T) with a score of 8/19

3rd place- Samantha (Macaron) with a score of 12/19

TIED for 1st place- William (Figure) AND Melina (Idiot) both with a score of 13/19!!!

To settle their tie once and for all, the OG Pals have decided to make a quiz on Google Forms.

Here is the link: https://goo.gl/forms/uvrdvjsnOpHjWtVJ3

Good luck, William and Melina. May the gods be with you.

~Your OG Pals. Zeppelin and Mope.io