On January 16th, 2019, a mysterious and alarming betrayal occurred. THE PAL BLOG WAS HACKED!
It was Mope.io who discovered it first. While browsing the blog, she discovered a new post titled… *drumroll please*
“ur stupid”
It had been published under the account @thepaluniverse, (my account). However, we were in school at the time, so I never actually posted it. Which could only mean one thing:
Someone hacked the blog.
After analyzing the evidence, the OG Pals have come to the conclusion that it must be William (Figure) and Tariq (Tricky T), based on five reasons:
- It couldn’t have been a stranger or they wouldn’t have known about the Pal Universe™ and our blog.
- Not all the Pals know about the blog either, only William, Tariq, Melina, Samantha, Chantelle, and a few others.
- The hacking was at 2:00–meaning we were in school. While Mope.io and I were working on our ‘Twas the Night project, William and Tariq were fooling around on the blog.
- The old password (we changed it) was based off a certain character only William knew about by browsing his wiki.
- Lastly, only William would use the word “ur” instead of the grammatically correct version “you’re”. Also, as demonstrated by his short stay on the Hangouts chat and his YouTube channel, he types all in lowercase.
When confronting them today at school, they both denied the hacking. Luckily the OG Pals have changed the blog password so they can no longer hack us. But why would they do it? No one knows…
It’s totally not the fact that they were banned from singing Hello World. Pro tip: If you want to sing Hello World without getting demoting, please sing “Yellow World” instead, as a reference to Humpty Dumpty Yellow. Extra points if you sing it to Brayden and he’s wearing his yellow hoodie.
That’s all for today, Pals. Don’t forget to subscribe to our newsletter, confront Figure and Tricky T, and stay safe on the Internet! cheesy ending line
~Your OG Pals, Zeppelin and Mope.io
The Pal Universe™ 