The Pal Magazine #6

Written be Mope.io 01/15/2018

💠 A NEW ADDITION

The OG Pals have some exciting news! As of the seventeenth of January, there will be a Pal currency coming! Clicking the link below will allow you to learn more; but here’s a rough explanation. There are three coins. Gold is worth $1 CAD, silver is worth $5 CAD, and bronze is worth $10 CAD. Read the Pal Blog article below to learn more!

💠 THE COLONEL-GENERAL

The dramatic four-way colonel-general test results have been announced… Tariq (Pal #11) or Tricky T came in last place with a score of 8 out of 19. Next in line was Samantha (Pal #12) or Macaron, who came SO CLOSE to first! She obtained 12 out of 19. Melina (Pal #8) or Idiot, as well as William (Pal #3) or Figure, TIED. They both got 13 out of 19. However, after the second test on Google Forms, the true winner has been revealed—congrats to Pal#8 (Idiot) or Melina for winning the Colonel-General Test! It was definitely a tough choice, but you came out on top!

💠 THE NEW YEAR

Hi Pals! How’s your New Year going? The challenge will be to submit an imawginary story about Mylo dying. The one with the best storyline and wording wins!

💠 CHEERS!

That’s it for this edition of the Magazine! More information will be coming out soon. Subscribe to our newsletter today!

Storytime Challenge + The Winner of the Colonel-General Test

CHALLENGE 2

Ahh, the first challenge was fun! Changing your profile picture to something weird? All the Pals enjoyed it!

That wasn’t a contest, though. This second challenge is. The winner gains 2 points if they have no strikes. If they have strikes, they will reset and the Pal will no longer have any strikes.

Here’s how the contest works.

Submit a story you made up about Mylo Voskanik, a former god who was also an immature traitor. There’s a catch, though– Mylo must die in the story at some point. The OG Pals Zeppelin and Mope.io will read your submission and they’ll decide who wins! Marks are based off of:

💠 How well the story flows
💠 Choice of wording
💠 The storyline itself
💠 Mylo’s death scene and how other characters react

Good luck, Pals!

(And side note: Congrats to Pal#8 (Idiot) or Melina for winning the Colonel-General Test! It was definitely a tough choice, but you came out on top!)

Anyways, hope your story brainstorming goes well. The challenge ends on Friday, January 18th!

~Your OG Pals, Zeppelin and Mope.io

Colonel-General Results & Tiebreaker Questions

The recent Colonel-General test has had surprising results– here are the scores:

4th place- Tariq (Tricky T) with a score of 8/19

3rd place- Samantha (Macaron) with a score of 12/19

TIED for 1st place- William (Figure) AND Melina (Idiot) both with a score of 13/19!!!

To settle their tie once and for all, the OG Pals have decided to make a quiz on Google Forms.

Here is the link: https://goo.gl/forms/uvrdvjsnOpHjWtVJ3

Good luck, William and Melina. May the gods be with you.

~Your OG Pals. Zeppelin and Mope.io

The Pal Magazine #5

Written by Mope.io 01/09/2019

💠 THE NEW GOD

Since Mylo Voskanik has become a fiendling, four Pals have stepped up and offered to make their pets the new god. With the vote that took place on the seventh of January, it is determined that Yoshi is now the winner. Congrats to the new god of mentalness and tiredness!

💠 THE COLONEL-GENERAL

The dramatic four-way colonel-general test took place today… Tariq (Pal #11) or Tricky T came in last place with a score of 8 out of 19. Next in line was Samantha (Pal #12) or Macaron, who came SO CLOSE to first! She obtained 12 out of 19. Surprisingly, there was no winner. Melina (Pal #8) or Idiot, as well as William (Pal #3) or Figure, TIED. They both got 13 out of 19. The true winner will be announced tomorrow after the two competitors answer the required questions on the quiz link in this blog. GOOD LUCK!

💠 THE NEW YEAR

Hi Pals! How’s your New Year going? The challenge will be to submit an imaginary story about Mylo dying. The one with the best storyline and wording wins!

💠 CHEERS!

That’s it for this edition of the Magazine! More information will be coming out soon. Subscribe to our newsletter today!


~Your OG Pals, Zeppelin and Mope.io

Colonel-General Test Practice Questions

Since the momentous four-way Colonel-General test is tomorrow (Jan. 9th), the OG Pals have agreed to post a few practice questions to help the Elites prepare for the test.

Good luck, Samantha, Melina, William, and Tariq.

You’re gonna need it.

Universe™ Questions

Easy

💠 Who are the three gods?

💠 What is Mylo’s signature outfit?

💠 How many times has the Large Goldfish™ jumped out of the water?

💠 What colour is the Large Goldfish™?

💠 Who is Pal #14?

Medium

💠 List 2 reasons why Mylo was demoted to fiendling.

💠 What is Pal #16’s nickname?

💠 Which of these is NOT a rule in the Pal Universe™?

  1. Pals without nicknames cannot be promoted.
  2. Fiendlings and Pal Haters must be disrespected.
  3. Cheating on tests is not allowed.

💠 What was the Pal challenge for January?

💠 What are Yoshi’s powers?

Hard

💠 When was the 3rd Edition of the Pal Magazine published?

💠 Which geography question did Mylo not know the answer to?

💠 Which of these is NOT a fiendling?

  1. Jackson
  2. Bessie
  3. Louis
  4. Hudson
  5. Ashton

💠 Name 4 ranks in the Pal Haters.

💠 Who are Bessie, Jeremy, and Joe?

Colonel-General Questions

💠 What do you plan on doing as Colonel-General?

💠 What are three improvements you want to make to the Universe™

💠 Which Pal do you think deserves a reward for being loyal, kind, and involved in the Universe™?

💠 Which Pal do you feel like should do more to help/change their attitude?

💠 Why do you think you would make the best Colonel-General?

…and that’s all! You don’t need to answer all of these questions, but you will have a HUGE advantage if you can. Don’t worry, all of the answers are either on this blog or in our Hangouts chat. Practice these questions and study hard to become the FIRST Colonel-General of 2019!

~ Your OG Pals, Zeppelin and Mope.io

The Four-Way Colonel-General Test

As there are four Pals in the Elite Squadron (which can’t be allowed; there can only be three), there is definitely going to be a grand four-way test held. Each current Elite Squadron member must take their own test consisting of ten questions– eight about the Universe™ and what they’d like to do as Colonel-General, and the other two, bonus questions to test their general knowledge. It’s possible one of you Elites are currently looking at the blog to see how you can study for the test…

There are many ways you can do this. The OG Pals will not give you direct practice questions or anything of the sort. Instead, you will have to gather the study material yourself. Because you won’t know what will be on the test until the moment you have the test, the OG Pals recommend reading through every edition of the Pal Magazine™ and reading it carefully. You never know– one of the things mentioned in an edition could count for a lot of marks on the test!

Here are some other ways you can study for the test.

💠 Read about the gods on the blog.

💠 Look at their every traits and memorize them well.

💠 Stay up-to-date by reading the conversations spoken by the Pals in the Hangouts group chat.

💠 Ask the OG Pals with kindness and respect (and a salute!) if you can borrow the Pal Handbook to look at. This may be a huge tool.

💠 Again, read the Magazine™. It will also have great importance.

If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to contact the OG Pals.

Well, with that being said… good luck, Elites! You have the seventh and eighth of January to prepare for the test. Be ready on the ninth with your Magazine™ memorized, Handbook studied, and memories recalled!

~Your OG Pals, Zeppelin and Mope.io