Since Mylo Voskanik has become a fiendling, four Pals have stepped up and offered to make their pets the new god. With the vote that took place on the seventh of January, it is determined that Yoshi is now the winner. Congrats to the new god of mentalness and tiredness!
💠 THE COLONEL-GENERAL
The dramatic four-way colonel-general test took place today… Tariq (Pal #11) or Tricky T came in last place with a score of 8 out of 19. Next in line was Samantha (Pal #12) or Macaron, who came SO CLOSE to first! She obtained 12 out of 19. Surprisingly, there was no winner. Melina (Pal #8) or Idiot, as well as William (Pal #3) or Figure, TIED. They both got 13 out of 19. The true winner will be announced tomorrow after the two competitors answer the required questions on the quiz link in this blog. GOOD LUCK!
💠 THE NEW YEAR
Hi Pals! How’s your New Year going? The challenge will be to submit an imaginary story about Mylo dying. The one with the best storyline and wording wins!
💠 CHEERS!
That’s it for this edition of the Magazine! More information will be coming out soon. Subscribe to our newsletter today!
Since the momentous four-way Colonel-General test is tomorrow (Jan. 9th), the OG Pals have agreed to post a few practice questions to help the Elites prepare for the test.
Good luck, Samantha, Melina, William, and Tariq.
You’re gonna need it.
Universe™ Questions
Easy
💠 Who are the three gods?
💠 What is Mylo’s signature outfit?
💠 How many times has the Large Goldfish™ jumped out of the water?
💠 What colour is the Large Goldfish™?
💠 Who is Pal #14?
Medium
💠 List 2 reasons why Mylo was demoted to fiendling.
💠 What is Pal #16’s nickname?
💠 Which of these is NOT a rule in the Pal Universe™?
Pals without nicknames cannot be promoted.
Fiendlings and Pal Haters must be disrespected.
Cheating on tests is not allowed.
💠 What was the Pal challenge for January?
💠 What are Yoshi’s powers?
Hard
💠 When was the 3rd Edition of the Pal Magazine published?
💠 Which geography question did Mylo not know the answer to?
💠 Which of these is NOT a fiendling?
Jackson
Bessie
Louis
Hudson
Ashton
💠 Name 4 ranks in the Pal Haters.
💠 Who are Bessie, Jeremy, and Joe?
Colonel-General Questions
💠 What do you plan on doing as Colonel-General?
💠 What are three improvements you want to make to the Universe™
💠 Which Pal do you think deserves a reward for being loyal, kind, and involved in the Universe™?
💠 Which Pal do you feel like should do more to help/change their attitude?
💠 Why do you think you would make the best Colonel-General?
…and that’s all! You don’t need to answer all of these questions, but you will have a HUGE advantage if you can. Don’t worry, all of the answers are either on this blog or in our Hangouts chat. Practice these questions and study hard to become the FIRST Colonel-General of 2019!
As there are four Pals in the Elite Squadron (which can’t be allowed; there can only be three), there is definitely going to be a grand four-way test held. Each current Elite Squadron member must take their own test consisting of ten questions– eight about the Universe™ and what they’d like to do as Colonel-General, and the other two, bonus questions to test their general knowledge. It’s possible one of you Elites are currently looking at the blog to see how you can study for the test…
There are many ways you can do this. The OG Pals will not give you direct practice questions or anything of the sort. Instead, you will have to gather the study material yourself. Because you won’t know what will be on the test until the moment you have the test, the OG Pals recommend reading through every edition of the Pal Magazine™ and reading it carefully. You never know– one of the things mentioned in an edition could count for a lot of marks on the test!
Here are some other ways you can study for the test.
💠 Read about the gods on the blog.
💠 Look at their every traits and memorize them well.
💠 Stay up-to-date by reading the conversations spoken by the Pals in the Hangouts group chat.
💠 Ask the OG Pals with kindness and respect (and a salute!) if you can borrow the Pal Handbook to look at. This may be a huge tool.
💠 Again, read the Magazine™. It will also have great importance.
If you have any further questions, please don’t hesitate to contact the OG Pals.
Well, with that being said… good luck, Elites! You have the seventh and eighth of January to prepare for the test. Be ready on the ninth with your Magazine™ memorized, Handbook studied, and memories recalled!
Here in the Pal Universe™, we’re a family of unified Pals striving to make the world a better, more Pal-like place. However, the real stars run with the gods—Boolagesh (his real name will not be mentioned here on this blog), The Large Goldfish™ (an all-powerful animal), and Yoshi, (Melina’s tired, mental dog). There is also former god Mylo Voskanik, who was demoted to fiendling after betraying the Universe™.
The gods run the Universe™ and control the overall outcome of it. Each of the gods have special powers and possess a specific role.
Boolagesh
Thank you to Boolagesh for causing disharmony and jealousy, as well as love and generosity, and for creating the Universe™
-Mope.io’s acknowledgments in the original Pal Handbook
His real appearance shall never be known…
Who is Boolagesh? Well, he’s the most mysterious god and perhaps also the most powerful one. All the Universe™ knows is that he is Grade 8 and used to be in Mrs. Kramer’s class. However, it is rumoured that the OG Pals know a lot more about him…
His real name is kept strictly a secret, and no Pals except the OGs have ever guessed it. Why is this? Well, he is a god, after all. Only he knows.
Boolagesh has many powers—he manages the other gods and helps keep them in line as their king. He’s the god of sports, too, because he excels at basketball and hockey. Thirdly, he controls the sky, weather, and stars. Legend has it that he can create entire Universe out of nothing. Well, it’s not really a legend—his influence pushed the OG Pals to create the Pal Universe™.
The Large Goldfish™
Thanks to the Large Goldfish™, who survived through times of great hardship and handed over the powers of life.
-Mope.io in the original Pal Handbook
So large and cute!! uwu
The Large Goldfish™ is truly an amazing animal. Owned by Zeppelin, this incredible fish has survived jumped out of the water—twice.
While the Large Goldfish™’s full story will be published later, his extraordinary feat has become the stuff of legend. The Large Goldfish™ has the power of life in its hands fins, and can choose to use it in any way, either giving life to the deceased or ending life for the living. However, it chooses not to meddle with life unless absolutely necessary.
Another one of its powers is, unsurprisingly, the ability to control water. The Large Goldfish can control the waters and tides.
Yoshi
Yoshi is Idiot’s dog and the most recent god. After beating Billy (Maya’s dog), Melanie (Samantha’s cat), and Zoey (Chantelle’s dog), he was crowned the god of tiredness, mentalness, moodiness, and laziness.
Yoshi is a cavapoo, which means a King Charles cavalier crossed with a poodle. He is a very fashionable dog and even has a Adidas sweater. He likes wearing socks. He also is always depressed when I leave.
-Melina/Idiot
Former God—Mylo Voskanik
Big thanks to Mylo for bringing back a piece of Boolagesh. Lol. You’re stupid tho.
-Mope.io in the original Pal Handbook
Mylo is truly an embarrassment to the Pal Universe™. Originally the second god, he was stripped of his rank and demoted to fiendling after the OG Pals found out that he was nothing like Boolagesh—not only is he stupid for not knowing the capital of Austria, he was caught fooling around with his terrible squad beside the Pal meeting place. It is rumoured that they were playing a swing game. Anyways, Mylo also ran from his responsibilities when confronted by the OG Pals, not the mark of a great leader.
Originally, Mylo was the god in charge of managing all the fake people, ripoffs, stupid idiots, and more. (e.g. the Pal Haters, Aiden Jarvis, etc.). However, after his demotion, he has since become the king of the fiendlings.
Since Mylo Voskanik has become a Fiendling, four Pals have already stepped up and offered to make their pets the new gods. We have Yoshi, Idiot’s dog, as a candidate, as well as Billy (Crispy Peach’s dog), Zoey (Dance’s dog), and Melanie (Macaron’s cat). A vote will be held sometime in early January to find the winner. Good luck, pals! And if there are any other suggestions, message us here.
💠 NEW YEAR’S
Happy New Year to all the Pals! We’re already into the third day of January. Unbelievable! As the first challenge of the year, all Pals have been requested to create a story in which Mylo dies. This is a contest, and the winner will receive 3 strikes off, or if they have no strikes, 2 points.
💠 THE CANDIDATES
Although it’s been a couple of weeks, don’t forget the Pal of the Week award! Idiot or Pal #8, aka Melina, won the prestigious award last time. To gain the award, commit acts of kindness towards the Pal Universe™! Another way to increase your chance of winning is to commit acts of disrespect towards all Pal Haters, Zoep You Group members, and Fiendlings. Another option is to add a god suggestion.
💠 FOUR-WAY TEST
The four-way test that will determine the new colonel-general will take place in early January as well. The four Pals running for the test– we at the Pal Magazine HQ are crossing our fingers for you! Study and train hard to ensure that you are the FIRST colonel-general of 2019!
💠 CHEERS!
That’s it for this edition of the Magazine! More information will be coming out soon. Follow our blog today!
A betrayal by Pal#3, Figure, the Colonel-General, has occurred once more today. Because of the many times he has been traitorous to them, the OG Pals have decided to demote him. Since there are now 4 Elites, which cannot be allowed, there will be a 4-way test in January to determine the new Colonel-General. Only Elites may do this. Good luck to Pal #8, Idiot; Pal #12, Macaron; Pal #11, Tricky T; and the betraying Pal #3, Figure. We will announce the winners the same day the tests are taken!
💠 A RECONSIDERATION
The OG Pals have spotted the god Mylo Voskanik multiple times being foolish, rude, and stupid. They have been reconsidering his place as a god and have kicked him out of his position, now making him and his squad Fiendlings. The Universe™ needs a new god to replace Mylo! The OG Pals are working hard in search of a new one. In the meantime, you can help by looking for another as well, but there are three pre-requisites. Firstly, the new god must not be in Mme. Pollock or Meredith’s class and cannot be the same age as us. Second, he/she must have a power and use to the Universe™. Lastly, it is important that the new god remains loyal throughout. If you have suggestions, message the PAL MAGAZINE here.
💠 THE PAL OF THE WEEK
The OG Pals (Zeppelin and Mope.io) are glad to announce that the Pal of the Week Award goes to Pal #8, Idiot, or Melina! Last Friday, the recipient of the award was Pal #13, El Savador (Luke). If you’re a good Pal, you’ll surely be noticed by the OGs! To gain the award, commit acts of kindness towards the Pal Universe™! Another way to increase your chance of winning is to commit acts of disrespect towards all Pal Haters, Zoep You Group members, and Fiendlings.
💠 CHEERS!
With Christmas coming around the corner, be sure to wish all Pals a jolly time! See all you Pals in the next edition! Please follow this blog as well– thanks, and celebrate well!
Today, Mylo Voskanik, one of the three signature gods, was caught fooling around with his squad. See, everyone needs a bit of fun sometimes! His deputy was seen tumbling over himself, holding his stomach. Witnesses have claimed that the squad was doing a swing game. However, we at the Pal Magazine HQ have been trying to find out what REALLY happened. Anything you saw? Message us here.
💠 CHRISTMAS CHEER
Christmas is coming up, and everyone in the Pal Universe™ is surely excited. Get ready to boost your holiday mood when the OG Pals #1 and #2 (Zeppelin and Mope.io) send all Pals Christmas cards! Look for a surprise inside. However, they are only sending these to nice Pals, so be sure to not get strikes and instead gain points!
💠 THE CANDIDATES
It’s almost the middle of the week, which means the OG Pals (Zeppelin and Mope.io) are working hard to find candidates for the Pal of the Week Award! Last Friday, the recipient of the award was Pal#13, El Savador (Luke). If you’re a good Pal, you’ll surely be noticed by the OGs! So far, the four candidates they have in mind are Pal #8, Idiot (Melina), Pal #12, Macaron (Samantha), Pal #5, Dance (Chantelle), and Pal #18, MickeyD’s (Tyler B). To gain the award, commit acts of kindness towards the Pal Universe™! Another way to increase your chance of winning is to commit acts of disrespect towards all Pal Haters, Zoep You Group members, and Fiendlings.
💠 CHEERS!
That’s it for this edition of the Magazine! More information will be coming out soon. Follow our blog to stay caught-up on the Universe™ today!
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